Idearc Defined in Rhetoric

I share this list of questions which I have condensed from articles I have written or e-mails I have sent. It has been sitting idle for a while so I decided to dust it off and give it another whirl this morning.

So, here you go… feel free to respond and add your own questions… I would love to have new ideas to write about…

• If all we have is rules, then why do we need people? How many times have you seen “the rules” trump fairness, decency and the simple proposition of doing the right thing?

• Wall Street take note: With a potential minimum monthly spend of $55 for a Pay for Call, what accounting magic is taking place when we put it on the books for $400? Pump and dump?

• Do you think common sense and practicality will ever take precedence over officious, redundant, bureaucratic nonsense?

• Is it my imagination… do we work for an advertising company that does no advertising that is of direct benefit to sales? Good $30M campaign to please investors, though.

• When was the last time someone asked you about our Scratch and Win penetration numbers? In RI, the highest per capita gambling state, what are we really measuring?

• Anyone else think that our current model for pursuing new business is an abomination in the new corporate era of creating efficiencies?

• Do you think shareholders (Wall Street) connect(s) the dots between corporate culture, employee satisfaction and the dispassionate performance of money? They will.

• The ultimate morale booster for a job well done: Is it fair to have a senior tel rep successfully serve 3 years probation, get promoted and serve another 18 months probation as a premise rep… and then as the ultimate slap-to-the-back-of-the-head, not have your bonus gate numbers go with you? Start over schmuck, you’ve earned it.

• Do the people in credit services actually work for our company? We are a team. Yeah, right.

• When was the last time you advocated for a customer and were made to feel you were committing high treason?

• Which do you think is top-of-mind for the CEO, shareholder value or executive compensation?

• Isn’t it interesting that we don’t collect data on other advertising media and position our products in the context of an entire marketing mix? Yes, we are consultants. Say it enough times until you believe it.

• How many managers do you know that fit the adage, those who can’t do, teach?

• Would anyone define what Idearc marketing does - as marketing?

• How much do you think we spend with CRM Associates on an annual basis, to justify a fresh perspective on a reinvented wheel? If content is now king, have we been erroneously selling size for 50 years?

• What will we do when someone wants to put 6 ads under one heading when we are cutting them off at 5?

• Who is sick of seeing spreadsheets as the only measure of performance? Does quality count for anything?

• Who would agree that a 70% standards plan says everything you need to know about Idearc? Here’s the formula: grind to a pulp, keep morale low and expect optimal performance. The epitome of cutting edge management in the 21^st Century.

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• Who thinks Frank Gatto (VP Sales) offers 1000% more value to the company than the average senior tel rep? ($75K vs $750K)

• Should longevity with the company automatically translate to competence and credibility?

• Do you ever feel a twinge of discomfort when saying you are affiliated with Verizon… the customer service heroes. This branding and legacy is a good thing?

• Isn’t it a travesty that we no longer boast of our company as a great place to work?

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Most of these 'topics" will be covered in future posts. Please feel free to reply with any of your own "questions" or rhetoric.